quinta-feira, fevereiro 16, 2006
Courtroom Quotations
- Lawyer: "Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?"
- Witness: "No."
- Lawyer: "Did you check for blood pressure?"
- Witness: "No."
- Lawyer: "Did you check for breathing?"
- Witness: "No."
- Lawyer: "So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?"
- Witness: "No."
- Lawyer: "How can you be so sure, Doctor?"
- Witness: "Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar."
- Lawyer: "But could the patient have still been alive nevertheless?"
- Witness: "Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere."
# Lawyer: "And lastly, Gary, all your responses must be oral. Ok? What school do you go to?"
# Witness: "Oral."
# Lawyer: "How old are you?"
# Witness: "Oral."
postado por Chateau |
9:15 PM |
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